Hey guys, I’ve launched a new football-related blog, Pele Confidential.
Check it out and join the conversation. Get involved by commenting on the articles, and let me know if you think of ways I can improve it.
Cheers.
Tom
Hey guys, I’ve launched a new football-related blog, Pele Confidential.
Check it out and join the conversation. Get involved by commenting on the articles, and let me know if you think of ways I can improve it.
Cheers.
Tom
Recently we were encouraged to write an obituary for a living person of our choice. I used the opportunity to pay tribute to one of the best authors alive today, Bret Easton Ellis. Here is what I would have to say about the great man if he died today.
IN HIS 1987 novel The Rules of Attraction, Bret Easton Ellis wrote: “You will never know me.”
Now, after his mysterious death, the 45-year-old Californian author leaves behind more questions than answers.
And an unexplained passing, prompting wide-reaching explanations from a multitude of friends and acquaintances, is surely the way he would have wanted to go.
Forever an enigma, Ellis rocked up on the literary scene in a wash of overpriced denim and exuberant metaphor.
A cocktail of sex, drugs and hyperbole made his debut novel Less Than Zero an instant hit, while the rushed Brat-Pack film adaptation only served to demonstrate the unreplicable quality of his prose.
No one could explain the secret to Ellis’ writing.
Blending pity and envy, his portraits of privileged existence allow readers a glimpse of something they will never be part of.
Yet, far from offering simple escapism, Ellis has consistently shocked and disgusted his audiences to the point that a snapshot is all they could feel comfortable with.
The gaps between his later novels, often as long as five years, were punctuated by speculation about his private life.
By dealing with the vulnerability of celebrity in Glamorama and developing a fictionalised self in Lunar Park, many felt they were being invited to probe into the existence of a surprisingly secretive individual.
The truth is far more intriguing.

Ellis at a Lunar Park book signing
Just like his characters, Ellis invited reverence and revulsion in equal measure.
And his semi-autobiographical novel Lunar Park only added to the aura of mystery set up by the morally-ambiguous American Psycho and Ellis’ own morally-ambiguous existence.
The overlap between his life and work, culminating in their disturbing convergence in Lunar Park, will leave fans holding out hope that his death is just a plot-device, or even a valuable sub-plot in a much larger and hitherto unread story.
Publishers Knopf have not yet announced whether they will release Ellis’ final novel, Imperial Bedrooms, which was set to hit bookshelves in May.
All that is known of the work, a long-awaited sequel to Less Than Zero, is its opening line: “They had made a movie about us.”
Surely the mystery of Bret Easton Ellis’ life will be unravelled on the silver screen.
He would surely hate the commodification of his life, but secretly love the attention.
*Disclaimer: My details of Ellis’ death and the future publication of Imperial Bedrooms are fictionalised this article was just written as an exercise.
Here at CJS we have recently dived head-first into the relentless routine of production days.
Unforgiving deadlines, strict word limits and gripping features are now the order of the day, and we need to be focused on the job in hand.
While a clear mind and a readiness to communicate are musts within the confines of the newsroom, many of us will no doubt find ourselves constantly on the go, chasing stories and writing features away from the order-in-chaos.
I cannot be alone in using music to help focus the mind, and in this post I will share with you just some of the bands and artists I turn to when I have work to do.
Be it revising for a testing public admin exam or writing a 750 word feature on Formula 1, music tends to help my productivity. I’m sure it does the same for some of you too.
At the very least, I hope I can introduce a few more names to your Spotify playlists and provide a gift that stays with you for years to come.
1. Electric President
I was introduced to Electric President just over a year ago, and the Floridian duo instantly won me over with their blend of haunting vocals and mellow beats.
Alex Kane’s electronic input perfectly complements Ben Cooper’s vocals, both providing a subtlety lacking in the work of may of their peers.
They have been compared to Postal Service and The Weakerthans, but such comparisons do an injustice to a band whose music will engross but not engulf the listener.
2. Mogwai
As far removed as possible from the energetic Gremlin with which they share their name, Mogwai are on a level which most bands can only dream of.
For more than a decade they have treated fans to expansive post-rock so grand in scope it makes Lord of the Rings look like Superbad.
They went some way to getting the recognition they deserve after being asked to compose the soundtrack to Zidane: A 21st-Century Portrait in 2006. Since then, they have gone from strength to strength with recent album The Hawk is Howling showing the band’s unerring ability to captivate observers with every movement, much like Zizou himself.
3. Jurassic 5
Of course, I appreciate that different people work best when listening to different genres of music. As such, I feel it would be both ignorant and inappropriate of me to omit hip-hop in my discussion of music to write by.
Kings of the genre, in my humble opinion, are California-based act Jurassic 5. Showing more versatility than many of their peers, J5 span all elements of hip-hop, often providing more relaxed and mellow music but never being afraid to show more aggression and panache on live favourites such as A Day at the Races.
Their music might not seem conducive to writing at first glance, but check them out for yourselves and you may well be pleasantly surprised, even if hip-hop isn’t usually your cup of tea.
4. Explosions in the Sky
The word ‘epic’ is used all too frequently when it comes to today’s music. But one band which really does merit that description is Explosions in the Sky.
The Texan quartet have spent the last decade or so making music you thought couldn’t be bettered…and then bettering it. Their crashing guitars and vocal soundscapes add an unquantifiable sense of grandeur to whatever you are doing while listening to them.
So stick any one of their albums on, be it one of the earlier classics or the new groundbreaking material, and it will feel like that MPs’ expenses story you’re writing is the next Ulysses.
5. Sigur Ros
Perhaps the most famous of the five bands I have mentioned here, Sigur Ros have still taken far too long to gain the recognition they deserve.
No one else makes music quite like the Icelanders, whose vocalist Jonsi Birgisson sings in an invented language – Hopelandic – as well as in his native tongue.
It is perhaps the use of Hopelandic which give the quartet their almost magical quality. But the whole-hearted desire to experiment also has something to do with it.
Their music puts you in a state of mind so peaceful all other concerns will be brushed to one side, letting you focus your energy on almost anything.
If you are yet to discover this masterful band, I urge you to sit back, relax, and enjoy.
This term we have had a number of wonderful speakers talk to us about various elements of online journalism.
We have learned about blogging, digital storytelling and much much more, from names as diverse as Rory Cellan-Jones – who has years of expertise to fall back on – and Rob Andrews, who only recently graduated from the very same CJS course we find ourselves on now.
But for our penultimate lecture of term, we went back to where it all started – a stuffy lecture theatre in the law building and the wise words of Glyn Mottershead.
Not that I want to belittle Glyn’s teachings – far from it. For in this lecture he gave us an insight into the vital skill of Computer Assisted Reporting (CAR)
Gran Turismo
Although CAR has been a popular source of reporting in the US for some time, it is yet to board the ferry for Britain with any real authority.
Many have speculated on the reasons for this, although I will hazard a guess that Glyn’s comment that ‘It’s quite time consuming’ may have something to do with it.
Perhaps after missing the boat originally, British journalists have ascertained that the 24-hour news culture renders speed more important and 100% accuracy less so.
Or perhaps its the school of thought which came up with the statistically inaccurate assertion that there are ‘lies, damn lies and statistics.’
All that’s certain is I made 81.2% of these assertions up on the spot.
Breakdown cover
Like many things, CAR can be broken down very simply, but at the same time the process of dumbing-down is counter-productive if you don’t then expand back out to give a fuller picture. Confused(.com)? well you shouldn’t be.
CAR is about working out where you can find information, then evaluating, analysing and (finally) communicating it. Key to this process is our old friend the Freedom of Information Act.
And here is where things start to get a little more complicated, in terms of finding the information you need for that elusive scoop, that front-page splash that your editor wants you to provide.
Steering you in the right direction
When making a Freedom of Information request, if just ask for an answer to your question that will only get you so far.
If, on the other hand, you ask for documents relating to the issue you want to cover, this will potentially get you much further.
Sure, it might require more work on your part, but researching and using all the available information is all part of the job, right?
Take, for example, the Labour government pledging an extra £300 million for childcare. On the surface an impressive-sounding, headline-grabbing number. But CAR helps us tell a different story.
It can tire you out
What is £300 million? Well it’s just a number. The figure was pledged over a 5-year period, so to work out how much it amounts to per year, you need to divide by 5.
Then divide by 52 to find out how much will be pledged per week.
Then work out how much that is per child – here is where the Freedom of Information request comes in.
Long story short, the seemingly extravagant £300m equates to only £1.15 per child per week.
How did I get to this answer? I got there by CAR.
On the road
So, that’s about as much as I know so far, but I think I can speculate that CAR will grow and grow quickly.
After all, most of us at CJS have already expressed an interest in learning more about it and developing our existing skills. And we’re some of the best budding journalists in the country, right?
Anyway, I’ll keep you posted, but for now I’ll leave you with this gratuitous post, a video from a legend of modern music whose words single-handedly brought down the Berlin Wall. Why don’t you come along for the ride?
Last weekend, young and old alike gathered on Penarth’s seafront to witness Ffosfforescence, a light installation devised by Bristol-based artists David Boultbee and Ruth Essex.
With the help of artists and local residents, David and Ruth filled balloons with LEDs and displayed them in the sea in a project designed to use light to articulate hidden spaces and shadows of famous landmarks.
Ffosforescence was born after the duo were asked by Ffotogallery, a local art gallery based at Turner House, to come up with a large-scale installation to commemorate the 80th anniversary of Penarth Pavilion.
“One of the aims of the project was to demonstrate the might of the sea,” said Ruth,
“The length of time that the balloons stayed visible was determined by the tide, so the work we did shows how powerful it really is.”
And the balloons were not the only things fighting to survive.
Piering back into the past
Penarth Pavilion, one of the main focal points of the town, has been a major landmark ever since its grand opening in 1929.
But a series of setbacks, including a fire in 1931, have meant more than one generation of Penarth’s public has been unable to see the pavilion in all its glory.
Now, with lottery funding proving more than just a distant possibility, locals may be able to take in the delights of the building sooner rather than later.
The installation was visible from far away, and was able to draw in passers-by (Photo: David Drake)
The redevelopment project, which is set to include a cinema and a number of restaurants, will not be cheap.
As the appeal for lottery funding is only at an early stage it is difficult to estimate just how much things will eventually cost, but it is fair to say the town’s £400,000 annual budget would fail to accommodate such a large-scale development.
Councillor John Forbes Fraser, the mayor of Penarth, claims that the project is “essentially” the responsibility of the Vale of Glamorgan Council, but he has pledged his (and Penarth Town Council‘s) support towards all the work done towards the pavilion’s redevelopment.
“We are 200% behind the project,” said Coun Fraser.
“I would love to see it come off. One thing we can do as a council is lobby.”
Ffoto opportunities
The ‘save Penarth Pavilon’ project is being supported by two major art galleries in the centre of the town, Ffotogallery@Turner House on Plymouth Road and The Washington Gallery on Stanwell Road.
And many locals, including adults and children of all ages, flocked to Ffotogallery on Saturday where they filled balloons with LEDs under the guidance of experts from Dorkbot Bristol, a group who describe themselves as “People doing strange things with electricity in the West of England.”
After a few hours’ work, and a few mince pies put on by the gallery, the willing volunteers then helped take the light-filled balloons down to the sea-front where they would produce a visually stunning display.
Volunteers from Penarth (and further afield) help set up the display on the seafront (Photo: David Drake)
Anne Siegel, digital arts project manager at Ffotogallery, was very pleased with how things turned out on Saturday night.
“I have been so busy with the project over the last few days and weeks,” said Anne.
“And on Saturday night it was basically us against the tide, so it was good that people could stay out and see the installation until about 8.30 or 9.”
Map showing Ffotogallery and the surrounding area
The artists themselves showed their appreciation for the effort put in by the volunteers, and recognised how difficult the installation would have been to set up without the help of the townspeople and experts who devoted their time throughout Saturday.
“Loads of people came down to help out,” said David Boultbee.
“I was impressed by the number of families that came along, it seemed that a lot of the town was happy to get involved.”
“Also, I think the fact that you could see the lights from the top of the hill helped bring more people in. Maybe even people who were just passing by with no intention of coming to look at the installation.”
Looking to the future
It seems that all involved are pleased with the impact made by the Ffosfforescence installation. As well as demonstrating the artistic vision and capabilities of David and Ruth, it has the potential of achieving a more long-term goal.
If nothing else, the installation has made more people – across South Wales and beyond – aware of the campaign to save and redevelop Penarth Pier Pavilion.
And with the first barrier crossed in the journey towards lottery funding for the project, it is surely only a matter of time before the building is returned to its former glory.
To find out more about the Penarth Pavilion Project, visit www.letsmakeithappen.org.uk
If you want the audio of the above video clip, click below
After arguing the case for At The Drive-In’s Relationship of Command to be named album of the decade, and seeing many of my colleagues get in on the act, we have drawn up a poll so you can have your say.
Happy voting.

Muse. Red Hot Chili Peppers. The Clash. What do these three bands have in common?
They all released great albums in their time, but none of them knew when it was time to stop expanding and experimenting.
The failure to cut the multitude of dross from the final cut of RHCP’s Stadium Arcadium epitomises this fact, as do the unreal overproduction of the Clash’s Cut the Crap and the OTT aberration that Muse have tried to pass off as a new direction on Uprising.
It is frustrating to see once-great bands fall by the wayside in such a manner, and has convinced me to put my case forward for At the Drive-In’s swansong Relationship of Command as the album of the noughties.
Push becomes shove, days become months
When ATD-I split up in 2001, they were at the height of their popularity, with a sell-out world tour emphatic of their rise to the top.
Not only that, but they had just released an album – in the form of Relationship of Command – which ticked all the boxes.
Lyrically ingenious, wonderfully paced and the perfect length, the album had it all. Not only that, but it silenced those doubtful of the band’s ability of topping their stunning 1998 release In/Casino/Out.
It is impossible to single out one track from the album, but this is the moment which made me realise ATD-I were far more than just another great post-hardcore band.
Must have read a thousand faces
Now, for all their popularity across the pond, I am aware that ATD-I are not as well-known in the UK.
Some of you may, god forbid, never have even heard Relationship of Command in all its glory.
Consequently, I feel it my duty to give you a brief run-through of the album itself, through all its peaks and its troughs (ok, there are no troughs), and provide you with links to each individual track.
That way you can either see for yourself what you have been missing, or simply relive the glories of this majestic record which has been topped by nothing in the nine years since its release.
Bitten on the entrance
The band dives in at the deep end, the blistering drumming of Tony Hajjar on opening track Arc Arsenal letting the listener know he or she is in for one hell of a ride.
In fact, it is nearly a full minute until you are introduced to the primal roar of Cedric Bixler-Zavala, barking his lyrics out loud so clear.
It is not long before all the pieces of the jigsaw come together, with the guitars of Omar Rodriguez-Lopez and Jim Ward, as well as the wonderfully understated bass-playing of Paul Hinojos, coming to the fore on the multi-layered Pattern Against User and the deliciously uncommercial lead single One-Armed Scissor.

Omar Rodriguez-Lopez (left) and Cedric Bixler-Zavala
If there’s one main strength to be picked out of ATD-I’s music, it’s their ability to continually engulf and amaze the listener.
After a long, relaxed playout at the end of One-Armed Scissor, Bixler-Zavala launches mercilessly – and without warning – into the uncompromising vocals and surreal lyrics of Sleepwalk Capsules, before taking some time to chill out on the beautifully mellow Invalid Litter Dept.
Pacifier Pacifies
If the genre of post-hardcore has had to face one criticism, it is that the music is often unrelenting and brash, not allowing the listener to recover.
One of the strengths of Relationship of Command is its ability to let the listener breathe without bombarding them with an aural assault throughout the album.
This is demonstrated by the fact that two of the heavier tracks, Mannequin Republic and Rolodex Propaganda, are broken up by the chilling and complex Enfilade.
It is clear that this is an album which makes you, nay, forces you to think.
With a track as accomplished as Quarantined so far down the track listing, ATD-I could almost be forgiven for setting up the preceding tracks as a countdown to the album-defining moment.
But anyone who has heard the ambition of Cedric and Omar’s new band The Mars Volta, or even Sparta, the less-successful side-project of the band’s other members, will realise these guys don’t do things by halves.
Rather than sit back and wait for the majesty of this pivotal track to astound everyone within the vicinity of the listener, they almost set themselves the target of improving on perfection. And of course they pass with flying colours.
Not only that, but they follow it up with a triumvirate which showcases their versatility and unreplicable talent.
First comes the affecting Cosmonaut, whose closing lyric ‘Is it heavier than air…am I supposed to die alone’ presents the track as a heavier, yet no less poignant, repositioning of Pink Floyd’s forgotten classic The Gunner’s Dream.
Then, as if the album was not already heart-wrenching enough, Non-Zero Possibility comes along.
A tale of desertion and depression whose true meaning only the band will know, the penultimate track paints a moving picture which will stay with you for weeks.
And, appropriately, the closer Catacombs is a fitting way to end not only a classic album but also an accomplished career, bringing together all the strengths of this incomparable band.
Dancing on the corpses’ ashes
So, what of the band’s legacy?
As I have already alluded to, three of the band broke off to form the unheralded Sparta, who in my opinion never received the plaudits they were due.
The reason for their lack of attention? A little band who go by the name The Mars Volta.
TMV’s debut De-Loused in the Comatorium, a concept album based on the life and death of artist Julio Venegas, features on many people’s lists about the best album of the decade, yet for all its brilliance it is not a patch on ATD-I’s final bow.
To relegate such an inventive follow-up to the status of also-ran shows how marvellous an album Relationship of Command really is.
In the nine years since its release, many pretenders have attempted to usurp its position as album of the decade, but in my opinion it has brushed this plethora of challengers to one side and retained its crown with ease.
The other entries so far:
Arctic Monkeys – Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not – by Ciaran Jones
Sufjan Stevens – Come on Feel the Illinoise – by Alex Smith
Bloc Party – Silent Alarm – by Joe Curtis
The Libertines – Up the Bracket – by James Franklin
Brand New – The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me – by Hugh Morris
Bon Iver – For Emma, Forever Ago – by Ammelio
Daft Punk – Discovery – by Will Gilgrass
The Killers – Hot Fuss - by Nick Moore
Kings of Leon – Only By the Night - by Caroline Cook
Bright Eyes – Digital Ash in a Digital Urn - by Emma Davies
Coldplay – Parachutes - by Dan Bloom
The Strokes – Is This It - by Alfie Tolhurst
Kings of Leon – Youth and Young Manhood - by Becky Rutt
Snow Patrol – Eyes Open - by Sarah Scott
Regina Spektor – Begin to Hope - by Fiona Roberts
Johnny Cash – The Man Comes Around - by Mike Brown
Arcade Fire – Funeral - by Rob Goodman
Eminem – The Marshall Mathers LP - by Tom Mooney